cosmothefairy:

you’re not a true fan unless someone plugs you in and you start cooling people down

sparrot:

beep beep bitches the fucking mayflower is comin through

back the fuck up pocahontas and squanto

we about to kill all y’all

give us your corn

give us your land

give us your butts

Pretty sure the Indians almost killed us, ever heard of King Phillips War?

(Source: wurmpl)

rural-juror:

here’s my number, so please oh god don’t call i hate talking on the phone send me a text if you need me and don’t get mad if it takes me a few hours to respond maybe

(Source: rural-jurors)

hopsships replied to your post: That awkward moment when you send a massage to…

he’s willing to take us to iran…. why you mad? My only problem is cock blocking in the senate and not enough real imperialism too many hand outs are gonna make us bankrupt

He’s running up our debt, even though he claims to spend less, which is false. And after 3 years he still blames Bush. It’s annoying, he isn’t any better then Bush and is only making the problem worse. On top of that the Democrats create problems like birth control, that wasn’t even issue until they made it one. Obamacare is so horrible I can’t even go into detail, and the as you mentioned, the hand outs are way too much.